BeautifulPeople Review October 2024

Ever find yourself lazing about on your laptop on a Saturday afternoon, thinking, "Gee, I really wish someone were judging my looks in real time online right now"? Yeah, me neither — at least, not since my middle school LiveJournaling days. You would apply to them by submitting a photo or two of yourself and filling out a questionnaire, and members would proceed to vote you in or out.

Well, a few weeks ago, my lovely editor shot me an email asking me to try out a dating site that, for all intents and purposes, sounded like 's answer to the douchey LiveJournal groups of the mid-aughts. It's called Beautiful People dot com! Its homepage offers the following tantalizing promises:. It should be mentioned that I've never really dabbled in online dating, not even Tinder. I mean, I haven't been single since site freshman year of college, and back then I met all my dudes at frat parties and favored a busted-up BlackBerry Curve.

This was something of a great experiment for me. And yeah, you do have to fill in every section, including your weight. I threw my scale out over a year ago, so it's entirely possible that I gave more of a goal weight. Oh, and also, I listed myself as being in a relationship, but open to party invites. Both true!

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Anyway, then you upload a photo, and so begins your 48 site of judgment, during which the website's opposite sex members I don't remember being offered a non-hetero option, although it's possible I missed it beautifulpeople to vote you in or out by hitting one of the following buttons:. As you could probably guess, you need to get enough Beautifuls, or at least Hmmm OKs, to outweigh any negative votes.

I've heard my friends strategize and occasionally agonize about picking the right photos for their dating profiles. I haven't been in a cute photo sans boyfriend for, like, two years, so I decided to go with the portrait I use for my Bustle bio. It's this bad boy:. Beautifulpeople not?

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As IF I would take that lying down. I remembered one of my online dating-savvy friends extolling the importance of varied photos dating few months ago: "You want some of your face, you want some of your body, you want some being goofy, you want some smiling normally, you want at least three different hairstyles," she said, ticking off her fingers. At dating time, I think I was like, "Friend, that is some serious Barbie overkill," but, you know. I didn't want to be an Absolutely Not! One from the most glamorous Hamptons party I have ever attended, to show how fun and purple I am gentlemen, if you can get me back into Sir Ivan's again, do reach out :.

And one that was actually taken this site, unlike literally all of the rest of these photos, which are from when I was 21 and dating cared about makeup:. The tides turned minutes a_marie_onlyme onlyfans, and, with my ego fortified, I promptly forgot about this for a few days.

By the time I checked the site again, I was in. From there, it seemed like a regular-enough dating site to me, with some vaguely British twists people keep "blinking" at me instead of winking.

I have an inbox, and as of yet, it contains not-too-vile messages. One guy did say my username is a tongue twister, which, okay, it's my just remarkable, husvjjal onlyfans apologise super-common first plus my super-common middle name, so, dumb. But not vile, which is a pleasant surprise. I've heard those OKCupid horror stories. I did partake in a little for-funsies voting this evening Because it has to be said: Not everyone on the site is a hands-down I got some pals to weigh in, too, on account of that whole looks-are-subjective thing, and they agreed.

One of my friends actually precisely sierraonyx onlyfans phrase she'd bang any of the dudes I showed her, but she's Going Through Something right now. Anyway, there ARE some qts to be found, at least in my opinion, but the ratio's not beautifulpeople any higher than it would be at a good bar downtown on a Thursday night. As for members' personalities, who cares?!

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This is about site, not brainspeople. No, I'm kidding, I'm sure that there are some nice folks in the mix, dating you have to dating a disproportionate number of jerks on a site designed to weed out the less-than-gorgeous. They can't all be intrepid sex bloggers like me, you know?

Also, beautifulpeople an events page that currently site a few upcoming parties in Brazil, London, Germany, etc. There's a forum that I can't access without spending money. Dating can see info like this about people who have shown interest in you:.

How many members are in your area?

So, all in beautifulpeople, Beautiful People seems like a pretty normal way site search for love, "fun and flirts," and party invites, barring the whole attractives-only gimmick. Is it worth putting yourself through the stomach-turning feeling of watching hundreds of people rate you as unattractive? I don't think much of anything is, but that's just one reporter's opinion.

To join Beautiful People, you fill out a brief application, which looks like this:. See All Health Relationships Self.